A Whiter House

Imagine there’s a painting

adorning the wall of some president’s master bedroom. It hangs beneath a mirrored ceiling where his wife (lucky her) gets to watch his pumping arse wobble like a pale hairy jelly.

Let’s say it sits above a dozen nicotine silver wigs on a perfect chesterfield dresser, and maybe it gazes down, in lurid grey and gold:

a grinning Adolf Hitler

riding a merry go round of charging marble stallions, one leather glove tightly gripping the reigns the other waving at scores of muscular blonde women and heroic dead eyed men with lantern jaws.

Let’s just say this now and get it out in the open, before it’s too late.