i am mentally perfect now for sure
my psychiatrist he’s a smart doctor
prescribes a new med every visit he’s
done so for the last three years i go
fill the prescriptions but don’t take
the meds it’s stupid to take that
many meds they’re in my refrigerator
vegetable bin for safe keeping who
knows but he says believe me
most of my patients take five to
ten i take two only one if you don’t
count the med that doubles as a
sleeping pill but is also used to
sedate suicidal people or four if
you count the two i keep in my desk
drawer but take pro re nata like if
i’m performing or meeting one of my
wife’s friends and have to remember
her name for a full hour or more
which was not the plan with those
meds but is one thing they’re good
for as i’ve found out by years of
experimenting with combinations like
the time i was flying overseas and
wanted to sleep the whole way and
can’t go pee on planes anyway it was
a doozy of a sleep with help from old
algebra tricks i don’t mess around
yes sir mam my vegetable bin is
packed with bottles and sample packs
of meds ten or fifteen tasty as salad
topper pepper grinder fish food
to share with old dogs and
cats you know the sad
story it wasn’t your
dog anyway he
said three
months
perfect
sure
got
it